Ah.. here comes much proclaimed and hyped Valentine's day! Here is a dedication to the day, that I loathe most! :)

Ode to valentines day!

Please don’t be my valentine and rip me off
To encroach my personal space and to piss me off
To make me regret this day until the end of time
Until I have sold myself, until have lost last dime
Don’t be my anger trigger when I forget the roses
Please don’t make me a part of paintings by Grandma Moses**
Eat off my peace while you practically live at my place
Wipe off any sign of serenity off my masculine face
Lets live in hell and yet party on my money
While I look retard to you, other guys are damn funny.
Girls night are important and you friends are nice
Though they maybe scantily clad, but I still think otherwise
Boys are real fun and puny life is all about beer
And you being away from me, is the reason for real cheer
Slay the beast who came up with this bullshit love
And burn down bloody hallmark for taking it to level above
Burn humungous effigies and wear only black
To mark the sensibility that this Day lack
Don’t make me lead this eternal miserable life
And don’t Bear illegitimate child and finally become my wife.

**United States painter of colourful and primitive rural scenes